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七夕搞笑语录,确认过眼神,是逗比没错!

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今年还是一个没有感情的扣999的机器。

This year, I’m still an emotionless typing machine.

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有没有人可以推荐一下情侣常去的比较高级的餐厅啊,菜品没有要求,环境要浪漫一点,人均消费要高一点,越奢华越好,七夕我要去门口卖花。

Can anyone recommend a more advanced restaurant that couples often go to, I have no requirements for dishes, but the environment should be romantic and the per capita consumption should be higher. The more luxurious it is, the better.I’m going to sell flowers at the gate of Chinese Valentine’s Day.

七夕那天,让你们的女朋友把花抱稳了,要是玫瑰枝子戳到我,没有十万八万我起不来。

Let your girlfriend hold the flowers steady on Chinese Valentine’s day.If the rose branch pokes at me, I can’t get up without giving me much money.

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七夕那天,有人送金、有人送银、有人送花,我怕没人送我,就自己去把三样都买齐了:金银花,真去火!

On the Chinese Valentine’s day , some people sent gold, silver and flowers to others. I’m afraid no one will send me these things, so I bought them all by myself: honeysuckle, purge fire!

这几天狂风暴雨,打雷闪电,各位市民不要惊慌,因为进入七夕状态,发誓的男人太多,所以不断雷劈,纯属正常现象。

In recent days, there has been a storm, thunder and lightning. Please do not panic, because entering the state of Chinese Valentine’s day, there are too many men swearing, so it’s a normal phenomenon to keep thundering.

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那些说七夕出租自己的,别傻了好吗?平时免费都没人要,现在还收上钱了?

Those who say to rent their own in the Chinese Valentine’s day, don’t be silly, OK?Usually, You’re free and nobody wants you, now you want to charge in this way?

七夕那天谁要是在我面前秀恩爱,我就拍照截图,等到你结婚的时候,如果对象不是现在的这个人,我就把照片打印出来放在红包里。

On Chinese Valentine’s day, if anyone shows love in front of me, I’ll take a picture, when you get married, if you don’t marry this person, I’ll print out the photos and put them in the red envelope that give you.

立志要在这成双成对的世界里,做一只特立独行的崽。

I am determined to be a maverick in this paired world.

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